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TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation (*not my opinion*)

2. If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea

3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod

4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, and fish-related products

5. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse

6. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics (*famous Newfoundland Band*)

7. The work day is about two hours long

8. You are credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight and the screen door for submarines

9. If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you are allowed to kick their ass

10. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day (*Fisherman gear?*)


That's it for the top 10s. I couldn't find any for the Territories of Canada (NorthWest Territories, Yukon Territories, and Nunavut)